Sunday, December 28, 2008

I'm Releasing A Spoken-Word Album

I often add snarky comments in movie theaters, usually not audible enough for others to hear. Nonetheless, I'm always conscious of those who dislike talking in theaters. When I sent my buddy Harold a link to an article about a man who shot another man in a theater when one would not stop talking, the following ensued:

Emeric: I - I should be quiet in theaters.

Harold: I can see you getting shot at the theater. But I see you being on stage, not in the audience.

Emeric: The sad part is, you're not the first person to say that in reaction to the article.

Harold: Well, what can I say? You're a big chunk of ham in the Hallal theater.

It's true.

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