Monday, January 28, 2008

The Biting Wit Of The New Year

We've been absent from these hallowed halls as of late, not because of waning interest in the Conspiracy but rather an absence of hilarious interchange or telling pictures. But no more!

Emeric: I'll be going out with Andy and Rita. They've got a baby-sitter for Frank, so I think they want to get out and see a movie.

Kieran: But if Frank comes along, you won't be a third wheel! BURN!

Emeric: That's not a burn. - - Wait, yes, yes it is.

Kieran: Delayed Burn!


During a discussion of the appeal of men in tool belts to women:

Brianna: Men with tool belts are hot. I love tools.

Emeric: So that's why you're dating Kieran?

Burn back atcha!

Wednesday, January 02, 2008