Emeric: Huh, that's weird.
Kieran: Well, I think tomatoes are acidic so it might make sense.
Emeric: So is human saliva, but we don't see people cleaning things with spit.
Kieran: Where do you think the term "spit shined" comes from?
Emeric: Uh, I don't want you to shine my shoes anymore.
Kieran: I haven't been shining your shoes . . . who the hell's been shining your shoes?
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