Cookies

me: there was a make up class this morning

so I had to be here early

Emeric: I thought you left early

that sucksme: yep

Emeric: Well, I'll be here. Slowly plotting against you.

me: I figured

that's why I hid cookies around the apartment

Emeric: Oooh! Cookies!

me: Kieran returns to the apartment. The place is in shambles; ransacked. Emeric is standing there in his bathrobe, dirt from unpotted plants smeared over him

Emeric says quietly "There were no cookies"

Emeric: Oh, it's so much more frightening because it's true