Easter Wit

Emeric: I should probably go put on shoes.

Kieran: No, no. I like the stocking-foot look. It's half way between responsible adult and barefoot hippie. It says "I care, but not that much."

Then, later

Emeric: Before we head to Cold Spring I need you to take me to to the bank. And then I need you to run me by the store so I can pick a few things up.

Kieran: What are you? 80-year old woman I'm driving around on errands?

Emeric: No, I just have the metabolism of one.