Thursday, November 12, 2009

To Mexico! And Freedom!

There's a long standing escape plan set up for the Conspiracy. For purposes. We had a test run today.

Kieran: Lookfor a short heavy set Mexican man. He's got papers and a ticket for you. Your new name is James Edwards Swinton. You're an oil investor. Don't do the There Will Be Blood thing.

Emeric: But - but -I'm an Oil Man.

Kieran: No, you're fleeing from FBI, undercover as an oil man.

Emeric: But this is my son!

Kieran: We're already in enough trouble as it is, we don't need to add whatever it is you're about to do to the list.

Emeric: I'VE ABANDONED MY BOY! I'VE ABANDONED MY FAMILY!

Kieran: Your story has changed. Your an invester speculating in cattle futures. Make all the cattleman jokes you want.

It's good we ran a test.

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