Tuesday, May 19, 2009

You've Only Got So Much Room - Don't Be A Hero

At a friend to the Conspiracy's Wedding, I felt the need to whisper a few comments to Tim R., whose wedding was coming up. I was mostly offering suggestions on his own ceremony. They were not well recieved.

Emeric: [Whispered] You know, you should have an acrobat be your ring bearer. It will keep up with the street performer theme.

Tim: [Whispered, forcefully] You idiot! That's not the theme! I don't know why you think that!

I think it'd be a great theme, but I'm not holding out hope.

Earlier today, I was starting to go a bit stir-crazy at the office. I signed on to G-Chat and the following ensued. Please note that this was pretty much the whole of the conversation. Once it was over, I signed off and leapt back to work.

Emeric: I hate answering discovery requests. Nothing adds up. Nothing makes sense! All work and no play! Go Crazy?!

Patrick: Don't mind if you do?

Emeric: DON'T MIND IF I DO!!

That's surprisingly relaxing.

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