Monday, September 15, 2008

It's Our Only Solution: Firearms.

We're watching television when it suddenly gets really fuzzy.

Emeric: Go fiddle with the rabbit ears, would you?

Kieran doesn't move. The picture fades back in and becomes clearer.

Emeric: Good work.

Earlier, in a non-sequiter of epic proportions:

Kieran: You know, we really don't commit enough crimes.*

Emeric: You know, you really don't bake enough pies.

Kieran: I bought a pie. It's in the fridge.

Emeric: I'll be in the fridge. Hold my calls.

*Neither member of the conspiracy has committed or intends to commit any criminal activity nor does the conspiracy endorse criminal activity of any kind.

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